Funny Friday
The title says it all! Funny tech related one-liners from around the web…
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.
- Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
- If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
- A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory!
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in?
- Read my chips: No new upgrades!
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.
- To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
- Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
- Supercomputer: what it sounded like before you bought it.
Sources: Mutedfaith.com, im-c.com, geek24.com
Reasons Mac OS X is delayed
Aside from the one-liners, there may be other reasons that Mac OS X Leopard is delayed… Source:Joy of Tech
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These are just too good
“Vista sucks, there’s no need to rush.”
Amen to that!
Hilarious!
That’ll be the reason.
Of course that’ll be it
Yeah, like Mac would hold out on releasing an operating system simply because they thought Vista would be better. They knew well in advance what Vista was going to be like with all of the betas that were available.
Still funny though.