Funny Friday
We’re stepping away from the humorous technology types of jokes today and changing gears to something non-tech related - accidents. I know, how funny could that be? But, they are.
From the source, “Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened.kk The combination of the finger pointing instinct and the small spaces provided on the forms can lead to some curiously phrased explanations.”
Explanations like:
- I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
- The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal.
- In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.
- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
- Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
- No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert.
- The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
- I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
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That happened to me once
Yeah…those darned invisible cars can be quite a pain.
Should remove wonder woman’s ground vehicle’s license