Brondell is the manufacturer for what some call the “golden toilet seat”. Their Swash toilet seat is not the normal run-of-the-mill gadget, it is an invention almost beyond comprehension. Not only will this seat keep you warm on those cold days, but it will also keep you clean! It prevents the use of toilet paper by utilizing the dual equipped retractable wands to clean your posterior and feminine areas. Yes, it almost does sound insane especially for $429, but if you upgrade it to the $549 model then you will also receive the benefits of a warm-air dryer and remote control. If you would like to see this stuff first hand from their site then head on over.