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By: 25b91ab6c48d469e219ca73a805a0801

25b91ab6c48d469e219ca73a805a0801 — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:23:43 +0000

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By: mike

mike — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:40:36 +0000

I got like 3 voicemails from a lady going on in a loud angry voice in Spanish. I don’t speak Spanish so I took the last one to my neighbor to have her translate it to find out why this woman was so angry with me.

I played it and she started laughing and laughing.

“Okay,” I said, “Whats the joke?”

She told me this woman apparently thought she was talking to her gynecologist’s office and was complaining that the ointment that cost her like $100 still hadn’t cleared up her yeast infection after 5 days and the itching was driving her crazy…
If the doctor didn’t call back that day she was coming to the office to let him have it in person because her boyfriend wouldn’t have sex with her because he didn’t want to catch it and was threatening to go find another girl who was “clean”.

I wish i could have been in the waiting room when she showed up…

By: Sandra

Sandra — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:39:55 +0000

The weirdest voicemail I ever received was from a private caller. I opened the voicemail to noises of ARRIBA ARRIBA ARRIBA! Then three girls, none of whose voices sounded familiar, started shouting UNO DOS TRES! UNO DOS TRES! Then there was lots of confused shouting about Tijuana and marijuana. Now, considering that none of my friends (a) tend to go to Tijuana or (b) do drugs or (c) really speak much Spanish, frankly… I can’t help but wonder whose voicemail those people ACTUALLY meant to reach. Needless to say, it was a really hilarious misfired message to receive.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 18:26:08 +0000

Everyone knows that when your call gets forwarded to voicemail from a cellphone, there is no one there but the machine. You record your message and you’re set. This is clear to everyone … except for say… my drunk friends.

A friend had called my cellphone while I was away and got my very friendly voicemail. He started leaving a message regarding the party. Halfway through his message, he must have heard a click noise on the line. He says “hello? Are you there?”, pauses a few seconds and says “I know you’re listening…” – Suffice to say, this is a saved VM I listen to whenever I’m feeling down!

By: Ana

Ana — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:19:39 +0000

Several years ago, my father had gone in for a doctor’s appointment. The doctor left my dad a message on the answering machine that I was the first to hear. He said, “This is Dr. Kavhorian. I’m calling to let [my dad] know that I’ve called the pharmacy with his prescription.”

As a stupid teen, I was horrified that my father was seeing Dr. Kevorkian to help him die. I put him on suicide watch for a week.

By: Clashed

Clashed — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 17:18:09 +0000

my friend used to have a cell phone that was one number off from former NBA player George Gervin … he would get wrong numbers for “The Iceman” all the time , finally he just started answering them saying stuff like “of course The Iceman will be there, please add his good friend (my friends name) to the guest list as well” – the old Iceman shouldnt have relied on his cellphone number so much, i kind of used that as a lesson to watch where i used my #

By: HOLLY JONSON

HOLLY JONSON — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:21:05 +0000

I recently received a message that my newborn baby had a twin brother and that he was still in the hospital waiting to be picked up…….well, I know it sounds wierd to start with, that some woman had twins and left ONE of them there??!?!?! I don’t have kids nor have I ever been pregnant nor had any kids!!! A little freaky! Wrong number and stupid nurse I’m assuming.

By: John

John — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:53:01 +0000

Several years ago I responded to an article in the Wittenberg Door magazine that included the statement that a Christian Feminist is a Christian "woman who believes women are human". My letter to the editor suggested a better definition as a Christian "person who believes women are human", and was signed with "A Christian feminist," and my obviously-male name. The day that was published, my phone rang at midnight, with a single-word message left: "Apostate!" followed by a hang-up.

By: Toni

Toni — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:45:03 +0000

You were right! I am a Biatch.
I’m a Biatch that’s in heat.
So I am taking care business of right now which is why I didnt bother to answer.
Once I am done, like all dogs I will lie down, smell my self and go to sleep.

So since you thought I was a biatch then why are you calling me?!

By: Mandy

Mandy — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 18:51:55 +0000

oops….sorry, that is my story above..I forgot to enter in my name and email address…. my message is the one about a message left for ‘Jim’