We’re not sure how many of CyberNet’s readers are fathers, but we know some of you must be. With Father’s Day on Sunday here in the United States, we thought for today’s fun Friday we’d put together a list of funny things that kids have said. If you’re a dad, we’re sure you have your own list of funny things your own kids have said because they do manage to come up with some pretty funny things, don’t they? Happy Father’s day to all of you Dad’s out there and to everybody, have a great weekend!
Note: At the bottom of this list you’ll find our sources…
Funny Things Kids Say…
Dad is a sissy:
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t, dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.” A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: “The big sissy.”
What is water anyways?
H20 is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
Water is composed of tow gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Proverbs from the mouths of kids… (the completed proverb)
A penny saved is … not much (a penny earned)
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… you have to blow your nows
If at first you don’t succeed… get new batteries (try, try again)
An idle mind is… the best way to relax (a devils playground)
Question: What does the word “benign” mean?
Answer: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Question: What is the fibula?
Answer: A small lie
Question: Name the four seasons.
Answer: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
One day a guy was driving with his four-year old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, “I did that by accident.”
She replied, “I know that, Daddy.”
He replied, “How’d you know?”
The girl said, “Because you didn’t say JERK afterwards!”
– Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
– Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
– Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Welcome to McDonalds…
This is about a physician and her four year old daughter:
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought the doctor, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke into the instrument: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?