Error 404

There are trillions of pages on the Internet, and you had to find one that doesn't exist? Give me a break...I'm a computer not a miracle worker.

posts WHERE "; $query .= "MATCH (post_name, post_content) "; $query .= "AGAINST ('".mysql_escape_string($keyword)."') "; $query .= "AND post_date <= '$now' "; $query .= "AND (post_status IN ( 'publish', 'static' ) && ID != '$post->ID') "; $query .= "ORDER BY score DESC LIMIT 8"; $local_results = $wpdb->get_results($query); $output = ''; if($local_results){ echo "

Okay okay, I'll give you a break this one time. Don't let it happen again though! I dug around a bit and came up with some articles that you were probably looking for. Let's just keep this between you and me, okay?

"; foreach ($local_results as $result){ query_posts("p={$result->ID}"); while(have_posts()){ the_post(); include('post_partial.php'); } wp_reset_query(); } } else{ $google_results = get_google_results($keyword, 0, 1); if($google_results){ echo "

Okay okay, I'll give you a break this one time. Don't let it happen again though! I dug around a bit and came up with some articles that you were probably looking for. Let's just keep this between you and me, okay?

"; foreach($google_results as $result){ $url = parse_url($result["url"]); $slug = str_replace("/", "", $url["path"]); query_posts("name={$slug}"); while(have_posts()){ the_post(); include('post_partial.php'); } wp_reset_query(); } } } ?>